That time of year has come along, the one where boxes of goodies arriving at the shops is like opening presents on christmas day. The feeling never get’s old opening boxes to investigate the new ranges time after time. This year every company has exceeded expectation! So be sure to hustle up your saved penies and visit your nearest INVERTED store and purchase some fresh gear.

Inverted Gold Coast has recently recieved it’s Science 2012 boards which look amazing, along with the newest FOUND boards, I.D boards, Funkshen, Nomad, Custom X and Turbo. So if a board is what your after come see us instore and we will hook you up with a FREE TEE  on any new range boards purchased. We have also recieved the latest range of Summerset Short Shorts which are amazingly comfy @ $30

See you instore soon

J.W

Inverted Port Stephens rider Chris “Willy Smalls” Wilson looks to MJ for inspiration in life, but it’s gotta be tough growing up white and five foot four when all you wanna be is a baller. The world was pitted against Willy and it seemed the Gods taunted his dreams of aviation above the rim. The heckles from the heavens only spurred the young ‘Street-wise Gamgee’ on and he worked day and night on his hops until finally (with some horsepower assistance) he could soar with the greats. Here’s a couple of lil fun ones to digest on this fruitful friday.

Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!

Willys impersonation of Clyde 'The Glyde' Drexler.

So it’s the first day of spring. Supple young fillies are now ripe for the picking and the lands are fertile with the smell of pheromones. I took time out from hunting and gathering of the latest bikini designs to bring you a snippet of a framie from Alan “Chief Wiggum” Chegwidden’s upcoming sophomore release due to drop as soon as his balls do.

It's the circle of life.

When James Nymeyer started bodyboarding he had one simple goal. Global domination on a billionaires pay packet. He sourced sponsorship from such heavy hitters as the Fairfax media group and through many liquored up nights of courting Rupert he was made CEO of Murdochs flagship shit-rag “The News of the World”. Harnessing his talents with a mechanical engineers background James soon revolutionised the world of journalism by successfully hacking phone accounts of would be terrorist suspects and grieving war widows. The accolades and cash flowed in like the tide. But as we know there is always a low after the high. The free world wasn’t ready for such brilliance and cast him aside like that chick you met at the bar come day-break. He now takes refuge in the mountainous cave systems outside Afghanistan’s capital of Kabul.

James in his cave hideout.

Three months of torture, training and strengthening have finally paid off for Gold Coast rider Adam Sillars, coming back from his “dislocated shoulder” injury now backed by two of the biggest brands in the boogie scene “Science Bodyboards and Gyroll”. Congrats to Adam for sticking with it and having the fight to strive for greater things! Heres to the future.

Words: Jarryd Watson

Yes, the cold has finally got to me sending me temporarily insane by slashing new winter stock by 20%!!! While I’m at why not slash boards up to 30% and a chilled 15% off new steamers!

I’ve bloody lost the plot!

Insanity!

To celebrate the final mission of the Space Shuttle Atlantis the team at Inverted decided to mark the occasion by sending one of our own cosmonauts into orbit. Whilst the safety of our comrades is always our first priority we contracted our space suits to Dunes who created a suit that could absorb cosmic rays and radiation at thirteen times the level of our earths yellow sun. When at near capacity the suits emit a nuclear energy wave that burns bright orange and blue. Here team space-chimp, James “Apollo 11″ Nymeyer puts the suit through it’s paces at the local testing facility.

Feel the G-Forces!

Taking time out just down south of the Burton Toyota Box Beach Pro after his semi-final berth, Wade Blasters aka The Cobra entered the Dojo of the Lotus where he has been honing the skills of levitation. With his mind sharp and his fangs sharper he struck out at this bowl section to rise above sansei Nathan Henshaw in the ‘flying squirrel’ attack stance. Wax on, whack off………